how to tell if someone likes you
1. they don’t
Don’t drink and derive.
She really did ordered pizza lmao
that tip is awful i’m so PISSED
ugh i am still so pissed at this because someone tipped me $7.50 for biking 5-6 blocks w/ a sandwich and a drink that only cost $11.50 before the tip and like someone who makes more money than a person making minimum wage can’t even tip $20???
I could be wrong but I’m almost certain that $2 tip is an automatic gratuity and not an actual number millionaire superstar Ellen Degeneres typed into a website. If you think that pizza guy left the theatre with less than a grand in his pocket you are mistaken.
for the last time, Ellen borrowed Pharrell’s hat and went around collecting money from A-list actors for tips
$600 in the hat and $1,000 extra
i won for once!!!
when i play mario kart i pretend its an AA final because there are four races and i pretend each race is an event and my friends and i pretend to be commentators and im the underdog bc i suck bUT I WON THE GOLD LIKE GABBY despite my inconsistencies!!
there is not enough love for this post
Because how could you not love this pass?? (x)
Mistakes were made
SUCH RIDING DIRTY